Wednesday, January 16, 2013

37. A Star is NOT Born!


I forgot all about telling you that "Lucie" has been contacting me again.  It seems even after I told her there wasn't a snowballs chance in hell we would be doing this reality show she just wouldn't believe me.  Mark had convinced her via email that he and I were "patching things up."

It really is rather sad, considering this was not a joke at all.  They are a very reputable company and have a lot of well known reality shows (see link above).  This would have been a once in a lifetime opportunity for us, which most likely will never happen again in our lifetime.  But, under the circumstances, there is no way we could do anything of the sort with Mark in the condition he is in.

I got this email from her on January 3rd:
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Lucie Jourdan
To: me

Hello Diana, 

Happy new year!  I just talked with Mark who has asked me to contact you with regards to reinvigorating this TV show.  It appears he is calmer and not nearly as manic thanks to the medication.  I know things were bad back in Dec, just curious if anything has improved for you and the company since.  I am only reproaching you as Discovery channel has been pestering me about your company and wanted to move forward with shooting something.  I know last time we talked, you felt Mark was a danger and it wouldn't be safe for my crew or you.  However, with the new medication and a month pass, I am curious if your feelings had changed on that.

This could be an incredible opportunity, but one that can only work if I shoot with the entire crew/shop.  It was the idea of a family run business and the different types of people in the locksmithing business that appealed to the network. 

Hope you had a Merry Christmas and a restorative new year.  

Looking forward to speaking with you.
All the best, 
Lucie
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I didn't respond to her.  One reason was I was deathly sick with the flu during that time.  But, mostly I just couldn't wrap my head around her considering doing this after me previously explaining that Mark is not well.

On the 5th of January she wrote Mark to let him know I had not responded.  She decided perhaps they could "shoot around me."  What she just didn't understand is that perhaps the -only- technician even remotely interested in doing the show now was Joe.  Chris and Pat wanted no part of this because of Mark's behavior.

I was reading the book my therapist had given me about Verbal Abuse.  In fact, earlier that night I was explaining to Kristin many of the things I had learned.  I was happy that I was no longer obsessing about things Mark said or did as much.  I went to bed at 11:00.  I have no idea why, but I picked up my phone and saw I had a new email.  This is what I read.  It was Mark's response to Lucie:

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Mark Walter
To: Lucie, Mark, Bruce, Becky, joe, Malina, me

The team won't tolerate shooting around Diana.  She is fragile right now Lucie, kinda on the edge if you know what i mean.  Unless we can get Diana on board this idea has no chance whatsoever. 

It's interesting to note that Mark is cc'ing his brother Bruce, his old girlfriend Becky, our technician Joe and the assistant producer Melinna in this mail.  Why on earth would Bruce and Becky be included in an email for a show they have absolutely nothing to do with?  Welcome to my world.
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All of my reading just went out the window.  I tossed and turned and was SO ticked off.  I tried to use my new training techniques, but nothing I could do would stop my mind from thinking about these words:

- She is fragile right now Lucie
kinda on the edge if you know what i mean.

I continued to toss and turn.  My mind kept thinking about those two phrases and exactly how I would respond.  Finally at midnight I gave up and went in to the kid's office and turned on the computer.  I very carefully responded to that email:
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Diana Rae
To: Lucie, Mark, Bruce, Becky, joe, Malina
Dear Lucie,
Please forgive me for not responding sooner.  I should have responded right after I received your email on Thursday.
Myself (as well as all of our other employees) have been sick with this dang virus that knocked us all off our our feet for the past week.  It's been crazy busy in the shop with me all alone there running it for the past month in Mark's absence.  I suppose being sick and the stress made me appear a bit edgy to Mark once he returned.

Please know that I am far from fragile.  It's true, I am still very sad at the death of my sweet bird. That only makes me a woman in mourning. And, a woman that is very grateful to still be alive herself if you know what I mean.

Finally, I am not clear as to what Mark means by 'the team not tolerating shooting around Diana'.  I did show them all your email an Thursday. Each of them chuckled when they saw it.  

So, I'll make you a deal.  If you can find even two of the employees (with the exception of Mark and myself) willing to still do this count me in 110%.

~Diana
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After I wrote this email and sent it I was able to fall asleep in less then five minutes.

Lucie did respond the next day.  I guess she didn't get the subtle hints in my mail.  She wrote back:

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Lucie Jourdan

to Bruce, joe, Mark, Becky, me 

That flu was the absolute worst! I was in bed with it for 3 weeks! I hope you're all recovering, ugh how horrible.

Alright boys, here's the deal.  As you can see from the MANY emails I am looking to come out to Florida to shoot a sizzle reel.  I have continued interest from the Network and it's gotten to the point where this show looks close to green light before it's even really been pitched.  Which is why I am circling back with you folks.

I hope you all got to watch a sample of one of the sizzle reels I've shot before.  Here is a link if you haven't.  Watch it - it's short.  It's a good example of how I'd like to shoot you all.

Sizzle link: http://www.candortv.com/screening/CandorTV/Iron_Men_Sizzle.html

Firstly, the show is about locksmiths and the crazy people the encounter on a daily basis.  I would do an interview with each of you then pair you off on several jobs.  If it's easier, I can certainly film Mark alone one a call, but I would love to pair others.  I need a close up of a safe getting unlocked, a car getting opened and a random locksmithing job.  I want to spend minimal time in the shop, but when I do I want to highlight Diana and Joe.

Watch the sizzle, imagine yourselves in a show.  If it's something that interests you, then let me know ASAP. There's a nice chunk of money to be made from this by all of you if this goes to series.  It's worth a shot right?

Let me know! I want to book my tickets SOON.

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I didn't respond again.  It seems she sent emails to all of the other locksmiths and they didn't respond to her either.  She wrote again on the 8th wanting to know if they received the mail.  I ignored it.  On the 9th, she emailed Mark:
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Lucie Jourdan
To: Mark
Date: Wed, 9 Jan 2013

Subject: Last try

Hey mark, my company is on the process of booking my flights today. Ill be in NYC this weekend and would love to pop down to fl but don't know the status. You're in, Diana's in if two of the others are. They have not responded to my emails. I know you don't talk to them, but Id love a yes or no today. Maybe shoot them an email to get back to me. I've emailed Diana too. Hope everyone's not still bedridden with the flu! Thanks.
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Mark responded the next day::


Mark Walter
To: Lucie Jourdan
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2013

RE: Last try

it's a go all aboard Lucie.  Have a safe trip and we'll see ya soon.

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I think Lucie was finally figuring out that Mark was the only person that was now willing to do this.  She emailed me only on this mail and left Mark out:


Lucie Jourdan
To: Diana Walter

Date: Wed, 11 Jan 2013

RE: Last try

Diana, I never heard back from you or anyone else at work - just confirming this is a go.  If so, I'll be out there next week and will need to confirm details.

Please let me know.
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I really did feel bad about ignoring her pleas.  Well, OK not a whole lot, but she really thought this show had a very good chance of taking off.  So, much so that she just didn't give up:

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Lucie Jourdan
To: Mark Walter; diana Rae; joe herney; Becky; Walter, Bruce

Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2013

Subject: Location/Shoot Schedule

Hello Everyone,

Before I can book my cameraman, I need to make a schedule and figure out exact locations.  As I have told Mark and emailed to you all, I will be in Florida on Saturday and plan to shoot with you on Sunday and Monday.

On Sunday, as that is not a work day, I would like to get individual interviews with everyone.  I need to set up a time and location that suits each of you.  I have CC'd Melina who will get in contact with everyone to set this up.  Monday, I will meet you with my cameraman at the office/shop to shoot there and follow along with you on some of the jobs as discussed.

I hope you all took the time to see the sizzle reel I sent you so you understand what I am looking to do.

As we are getting down to the wire - I ask that everyone respond to this email of the phone calls. Thanks

Lucie Jourdan
Head of Development
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She actually had Melina (her assistant) call me at work the next day asking when they could schedule me to shoot.  I laughed, but did my very best to explain the real situation with Mark.  I think she understood.  If she didn't Lucie sure did after she got this email from Mark the next day:

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Mark Walter
To: Fred, Buddy, Becky, Bruce, Lucie, me, joe

Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2013

RE: Location/Shoot Schedule

Dear Lucie,

Could you email me your exact itinerary, I can't remember every fucking thing, correct?

Respectfully Submitted,

Mark B. Walter CRL 16533
Co_Owner 
1141 N. Ocean Drive
d/b/a The Coin Depot

(note: He has now added to the email string his boyhood friend Fred from Delaware and one of our customers, Buddy, who used to golf with Mark and is the Manager of Cove Towers.

Also note that he has added his new 'company name' The Coin Depot which is the new (fake) company he is supposedly using for all of the thousands of dollars of coins he has bought on ebay with his Discover card).

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"Locked and Loaded" was a great name she had picked for the show.  In retrospect it seems rather fitting (especially the loaded part).  Needless to say, after that last email no one has heard from Lucie again.

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